SENIORS SAVED FROM REAL LIFE

Hi friends,Another fantastic day in my town for the slave,oops vol.,for making friends and learning new rules of behavior.Thinking of brushing up on his Cha Cha,the vol headed to the beautiful senior center.He soon found out a screening by the director of said center would produce "RULES CLEARLY POSTED". We are so glad to find out no seniors with "an attitude" are allowed inside.What a relief to know.Also no seniors with any busness in the real world are allowed to talk up "the fragile" old folks inside.Super good to know.Just think of the harm possible.Ideas not OK'D by the city might slip through to the protected ones.They are so in need of help from unscreened folks like the vol that a constant 24 /7 watch is being implemented soon.It must be a comfort to feel so sheltered from seniors with ideas(NOT APPROVED BY THE CITY).Maybe a new facility where the unwashed seniors can gather can be located?Or just step outside,was the gentle invitation.Probably better to let said seniors take their lumps.Put all that life experience to work.Naw,better shield them.Their bound to screw up. That was the one thing bothering the vol.How can he get these wonderful protectors of "THE FRAGILE OLDIES" to come home and screen out the real world so no harm will ever come again to the vol?The city will protect you,unless you are the senior with "attitude",then you are shown the door.
Source: REAL LIFE